Justin Pakuris is the bastard love child of Eris the Greek Goddess of Discord and a mere mortal named Christopher. Justin stands a striking 5'11" and sits at about half that height (depending on the chair). He is a student of life and a slave to the staus quo, leaving little time for him to update this blog or concern himself with spelling or coherence when he does. Justin has been called a "renaissance man" and the "voice of his generation" by his girlfriend in summer camp whom you've never met and the "dude, you're getting a Dell" kid. Justin is precocious and full of wonderment, bright eyed and bushy tailed, and perpetually unemployed.
Justin is single for obvious reasons.
