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Archive for September 3rd, 2008

Credit: Chiwetel Ejiofor

Posted in Credit, Underrated, tagged , , , on September 3, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Chiwetel Ejiofor
This guy is going to be nominated for (and hopefully will win) an Oscar someday real soon, trust me on this. Catch up on his films, camp out for his premieres, name your firstborn after him (that’s assuming you have any idea how to pronounce his name, because it’s a humiliating mystery to me). [...]

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Mic Check. 1, 2, 3.

Posted in Bizarre, Love Letters To Myself, Movie Reviews, Overrated, Rants, Shooting the S, Stories, True Life (Hyperbolized), Underrated, tagged , , , , on September 3, 2008 | 1 Comment »

Is this thing on? Hello? Hot mic! Can you hear me now…?
Great! Can I get a little light on the cheap seats in back?
Thanks. That’s much better.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, little purple alligators that command me to kill: feast your eyes upon what may very well be the last legacy of one Mr. [...]

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